and we’ll never be royals
my friendship comes in 3 levels:
3) inappropriate sexual humor.
i have no time for you if you don’t like this movie
brave sir robin ran away!
I’ll poop when I get home, I want to poop in the comfort of my apartment. I poop on my own terms!
Crying drunk girl sitting outside with her boyfriend trying to get her to stand up
Everything you love is here
I did this once and I thought it said two CUPS of vanilla extract and my whole house smelled like the pillsburry dough boys butt hole for a month.
oh my god I’m crying. this is officially the best post on the Internet!